Something that I absolutely love about kids is their one-liners. They have the ability to make you crack-up with one simple, innocent statement and revelations. Here are a few of Chase's statements from yesterday:
“Mom, you love me so you cooked bacon for me.”
(Yes, little one, I fry pork for everyone that I love.)
"Mom, I picked my nose with my cotton candy."
(Note to self: remember to eat around the booger contaminated
portions.)
“Mom, you a poopy butt head.”
(I’m sure this is way better than what I will be called during his
teenage years, so for the time being, I welcome the poopy butt heads.)
“Mom, I put my finger in my nose, then I wiped a boogie on your
leg.”
(Darn, this will force me to finally wash my jeans and I just got them to fit just right on day 46.)
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