Life Lessons

Life Lessons I hope my child learns… quickly:

1. You may need to consider looking at more than one identifying factor before determining the gender of strangers (I don’t believe the woman at the park enjoyed when you called her a man, repeatedly. It’s getting more and more difficult to find places to go where you haven’t inadvertently offended someone in one way or another.  Remember the time you called that slightly-overweight woman at the mall Honey Boo-Boo? I do.  I believe I clocked my fasted mile time that day).

2. You can leave your junk alone (I promise it isn't going anywhere, unless of course you enter into a relationship with Lorena Bobbitt).

3. You do not need to keep items (other than your man jewels and your feces) in your diaper. (For God's sake, you are not Tommy Pickle and it’s disturbing when I find random items, like stickers, in your diaper when I change you.  It’s not like they would even be sticky anymore.)

You would think these are lessons you wouldn't have to teach more than once, guess not. 

Awkward picture of the day- Chase and I hanging out in his crib (Please don't tell me how strange it is that I hang out in his crib with him- I'm already aware.)