Chase Quotes

I have been very lucky to have had an extended weekend at home with my little munchkin.  Sometimes I marvel at the things he says, and sometimes I just have to remember, not everyone is college material.  Below are some of the things that Chase has said over the last few days that have made me stop and scratch my head….

Chase to the checkout lady at T.J. Maxx, “I have teeth, I use them to bite.”  (I don’t know whether he was strictly trying to inform with this statement or intimidate.  I also don't know why Chase feels the need to say awkward things to people in checkout lines, but he does and I pretend I can’t make out what he is saying.)

Chase to me, “Mommy, I like your big butt and I cannot lie.”  (I actually think he was trying to be sweet when saying this, but it’s hard to tell when all of his comments are made with a straight face, followed by a wet willy.)

Chase to me about a tattoo I have on my foot, “Mom.  I can pee on your tattoo.”  (This is an odd thing to brag about.)

Out of nowhere, to no one in particular, “I have a tongue, I like to lick.”  (I hope he grows out of his licking stage quickly before he is licking windows on the school bus on his way to kindergarten.)  

And my personal favorite conversation:

Me: “Chase you are being a little sassy.”

Chase: “Suck it up, Sally.”

Me: “Correction, super sassy.”