Okay, so it’s not like I went out to an adult store and
picked out a porno for my kid. It was completely
and utterly an accident. Here is what
happened….
So on Saturday, Chase, Ry and I went to Goodwill shopping, in
an attempt to stay out of the house when Cory was working on some
home-improvement projects. So into Goodwill
we walk. Chase is a sucker for a good
thrift store- mainly because he can get a ton of crap with his $2 he manages to
find searching through my purse on the way to the store and claims he “earns” it. And frankly, I'm also too excited to shop for good deals and give in. Every. Single. Time.
Anyways, we get to the DVD aisle. Chase browses through a few cartoons and
quickly passes them up. He is more of an
animal documentary kind of kid these days.
I am watching him as he sees a movie with a giant fish on it that peeks
his interest. He looks at me and asks
what the title is. I respond, “Mega Piranha.”
I skim the cover and it looks similar to “Sharknado” but for piranhas and I
non-reluctantly agree to this purchase.
Fast-forward to Sunday morning (you know, the day dedicated to God) at 8am. Chase asks to watch the movie while I am
getting Ryder ready for the day. Not
more than 3 minutes into the movie and I hear Cory yell to me in a surprised tone, “What the hell
kind of movie did you buy him?” And sure enough, the first scene is a boat full of well
endowed, topless women. I hear Chase mumble to himself, “I like this movie.”
Cory gets up, not to quickly, and turns it off.
Fast forward to a one year old’s birthday party we were at a few hours later. Cory and I were discussing our stellar parenting skills and the Mega Piranha movie and without skipping a beat, Chase walks into the room
and nonchalantly says, “Boobs.”
Parenting. Nailed it.
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