Thursday, May 4, 2017

A Pokemon Loving, Grudge Holder

Chase, Chase, Chase.  What else can I say about this kid?  He is a fantastic, Pokémon loving, jungle gym climbing, grudge holder.  Yes, I did say grudge holder.  This kiddo can hold a grudge like no other.  But I can’t say that he didn’t get this from me. Because, sadly, I think I’m the culprit of this character flaw (or maybe character strength?  It’s still too early in the game to tell).

On a side note- I kid you not, I have not one- but two arch enemies.  But that’s a story for another day.

So here is a prime example of how my nugget holds grudges…

The other night Chase wasn’t quite ready for bedtime, but Cory was ready for Chase to go to bed, so he told our little curly-headed child to head to his bed.  Shortly after said child retreated unhappily to his room, I went to tuck Chase in when he announced his great plan, “Let’s get a step-dad.”  After a second I stopped my laughter and said, “You know bud, you only get one dad.”  Of course, my witty child provided me with examples of other people who have a step-dad and proceeded to tell me how lucky those individuals are.  He ended the conversation with, “Getting a step-dad would be the best Christmas present ever.”   

Chase laid his curls on his pillow for about 2.35 minutes when I heard his footsteps climbing down from the ladder on his bed. Within seconds he was standing in front of me with a heart-shaped gem he found somewhere in his room.  He said, “Here, this is your present.  It’s a heart because I love you.  Do you want to know what present I would give Dad?”  I reluctantly said, “Yes.”  He then responded by saying, “A picture of my new Step-Dad.” 

He then skipped joyfully to his room while telling me that he is going to keep his eyes peeled for a step-dad.

The Moral of the story is two-fold:

1. My child can hold a grudge and replace anyone in a heartbeat.
2. Don’t be a Rockstar Dad around Chase or he will recruit you for himself.


On a side note: Chase and Cory both fell asleep snuggled up in Chase’s bed- so I’m pretty sure they reconciled. 

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