So there have been some exciting things happening in the
Revermann household.
Just Kidding.
There has been pretty much only a lot of watching Netflix
going on here. Well, you know, not so
much for me but for Cory. Do you want to
know how I can tell that he has been watching too much? Well, let me tell you a little tale about a
man with too much time on his hands…
Once upon a time there was a dad. A dad who liked to stay up late and watch
Netflix. Not one, not two, but seven
nights a week. And this dad, he has been
watching a show called “The Walking Dead” for a few weeks now. I believe he is currently on season 468. Well, this show is about Zombies. This dad’s wife didn’t know anything about
The Walking Dead until one night. One
night when their 5 year old child crawled into their bed at midnight. The child crawled ontop of the covers
inbetween his parents. Apparently this
alarmed the dad. He yelled, “Don’t trap
me under the blankets. If I’m trapped I
won’t be able to get away from the zombies.”
The 5 year old looked at his, now wide awake, mother horrified and the
mother didn’t know what the heck just happened so she simply whispered, “Daddy
is just kidding. I’ll help you get under the covers so we don’t trap Dad,” and
went back to sleep.
Why the h*ll is this my life and how did I get here?
On a completely unrelated note: Our joyful Ryder turns one
next week! You know what that means? We
have one more week to take his 11 month pictures. (I can’t decide if I feel like I am a
horrible mother to a second child, or a totally chill (yeah, chill- not lazy)
mother to a second child.) Either way, I’m
sure Ryder’s 11 month pictures and first birthday pictures will be taken
minutes apart.
