Thursday, October 29, 2015

Dad Farts, Lipstick

So the other night, Chase, Cory and I were snuggling in our bed before we tucked Chase into his own bed for the night.  Our baby started kicking and Chase put his hand on my stomach to feel the gigantic kicks.  Chase feels one kick, giggles and says, “Our baby likes to stay in there (meaning my stomach).”  He then continues, “I wanted to stay in your stomach for a long time too.  They had to suck me out.  It’s because I was so warm in there, and I know Dad farts out here.” 

Isn’t it funny how you think for one second that you are having a sentimental moment with your child and then in the next second they goes all adolescent on you?  

On a side note:
This is something I thought I would never say, but yet again, as a parent you can never say never (about anything):


“Chase, it’s time to brush your teeth and wash the lipstick off of your lips before bed.” 




Any who, Happy Halloween Folks!

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