Today, Chase and I spent a lot of time at different toddler gyms
and play places. These outings have
really reinforced the fact that my child needs to stop speaking… like all
together.
Exhibit A: A mother
came up to me at the toddler gym and said, “I’ve been watching your son for a
while and he is so funny. Every time he
misses catching a ball he says, “shucks” like an old man. He’s a character.” She
then walked away (and so did I).
Exhibit B: While Chase was standing by another little boy
who was playing catch with his dad, Chase observed this child getting hit in
the- let’s say, private area- and instead of feeling sympathy for this child he
cheered (obviously loudly) “Yeah, right in the baby maker.” We had to leave after this.
Don’t get me wrong, I love that my child is expanding his
vocabulary daily, but seriously, baby maker? (Insert the sound of me smacking
my head against the table and surrendering.)
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